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Unraveling while traveling; life between the windshield and the rear-view mirror

Jan 29 2009

The Irish Weatherman

If you’ve ever contemplated reincarnation (and who hasn’t), meteorology on the Emerald Isle would be a simple gig.  You need master only two words to accurately forecast the weather.

 Moist.

 Damp.

dscn2228.JPGAt a train station in Ballymote, County Sligo, an architecturally interesting and large receptacle for cigarette ends, a.k.a. butts, does not admonish smoking, but does ask patrons to keep the pavement dry. Hmmm. Why ?

Having just returned from Ireland for the third time in 5 years, several observations of note. Partial or full frontal nudity is deemed acceptable as seen in this shop in Sligo Town.dscn2139.JPG

The tenor of this community website has recently degenerated into non-PG rated as exhibited by scantily clad Las Vegas showgirls, plumed with ostrich feathers, invading Circus Circus airstream trailers. Hence, I have no trepidation illustrating mannequin storefront nudity.

 An idyllic country, Ireland beauty abounds everywhere, but this is not a travel trailer paradise.  Caravans, as they are referred to here, are not highly regarded.  The roads are narrow, always winding, often treacherous, few  available  parking campsites, and petrol near $7 USD/gallon; all sufficient to limit your Steinbeck urge.

 Also a social stigma, the Irish travellers  (a.ka. knackers  and/or gypsies) affect people’s attitudes toward trailer dwellers, as they camp on public (common) and private lands.  Although permanently established, the Travellers, in the pejorative sense, are unwelcome. They have high unemployment (80%), are nearly uniformly illiterate, have high infant mortality rates, short adult lifespans, and are known for raising dogs and bare knuckle fighters. Few carry KOA, Good Sam, or AARP discount cards.

Describing the Republic of Ireland is similar to evaluating wine; crisp, well-balanced, fairly complex. Full flavored, good structure, it is led by the prime minister, Brian Cowen, a Runyanesque figure, with whom we had the pleasure of a personal audience during our stay. Like W.C. Fields, he possesses an almost cartoon characiture. A truly nice fellow, he grew up in a public house, his family’s saloon. Like all world leaders, he faces considerable difficulty in the global economic turmoil we are all encountering. I’m reminded of the 1957 Kingston Trio lyric, “They’re rioting in Africa, they are starving in Spain, what nature doesn’t do to us, will be done by our fellow man”. Or by the poet, Matthew Arnold, ” and we are here as on a darkling plain, swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, where ignorant armies clash by night.”10122008802-3.jpgPictured here L-R, Lynn, the Prime Minister, myself, and Margaret Conlan, prominent member of the parliament representing County Monaghan. He was asking me for advice. Hence, the smiles.

Ireland is a wonderful place to visit. Not limited to the cordiality of the natives, near Drumcliffe on the rugged northwest coast, Lynn coaxes a friendly seagull to land on her finger. dscn1967.JPG

A charming place to be a tourist, but leave your tin can at home.

Pack a raincoat and an umbrella.

Written by InsightOut · Categorized: on the road

Dec 19 2008

The Hallmark Bailout; a Christmas Story

Prologue to my 1999 letter during a happier time:

Consider Christmas— could the devil  in his most malevolent mood have devised a worse combination of graft and bogus spontaneity whereby millions of people get a billion or so gifts for which they have little or no use, while wal-mart greeters, overworked clerks, and UPS drivers collapse from exhaustion—all in the name of the lowly Jesus, a poor Jewish kid with a not very promising future?

Alas, little has changed, as the addiction to consumerism flushes us into an economic abyss.  But enough of the cheery stuff; last year I vowed to go digital in 2008….imagine you are reading the USA Today, yesterday, with more pictures, less dialogue.

Abandon the traditional paper greeting ?

Going green for the ‘holiday season ?

‘No Santa checklist from the elfin fairy,

no Botticelli stamp of the Christ Child and Mary,

no sappy card from the mantle to hang,

no tip for the letter carrier who rang ?

The short version of our year; nothing tragic happened.  The sun continues to rise and set and gently toast the world each day.  Lynn still weeps silently at the heart-warming Hallmark hall of fame programs. And that’s during the commercials.    I find it easier to place a few band-aids on a paragraph than to reverse our rising landfills, the melting polar icecaps, or as a grandfather, mastering the art of buckling my male grandchildren into their car booster seats.

Who wants to be remembered, not as the benevolent image of Santa Claus, but as an impatient, insane urologist bent on invoking pain on those tender, private parts?

Merry Christmas, sincerely, from Charles and Lynn

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Two ‘live wires’, Connolly Station, Dublin, Dec 10,2008    

    For those of you with more stamina; the unabridged version follows.

    Our grandchild count rose from three to five.  Jennifer and Rob had their third, Megan, in a routine delivery.  Daughter Nancy, nearing age 40, had her first, a child of miracle stature, Oliver.   For her, three major abdominal surgeries in less than a year, 30+ hospital days, a new baby born six weeks prematurely and we nearly lost both her and the baby.  Twice.  It was very, very close and left everyone involved emotionally exhausted.  Touch and go nearly became touched and gone.  We began the year in Indiana, three months in southern Az. punctuated with trips to Albuquerque and Taos NM for Nancy, Jim, and Oliver.  The spring and fall months in South Bend, and the summer in northern Michigan.      dscn1693.JPG  Jack, the skunkdoggie

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    Grandma’s flower garden with Rob and Magdalenedscn2197.JPG

    NIALL in the tub, Ballymote, County Sligo, Ireland

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    In Coral Gables, Oliver and Lynn on a sunny daySide trips:  

  • One day too many in Mexico
  • 12 day RT to Saratoga, NY for vintage trailer jam, early July back through Canada
  • Week in the airstream on the remote southern shore of Lake Superior in late July
  • Bridge walked both the Mackinac and the Gogomain River on one long Labor Day  
  • Box seat @ Wrigley Field, Sept. 20th; Cubs victory over the Reds clinching the NL Central championship  
  • Car convention with friends on a late September week, Laguna Beach, CA, for MB 190SL
  • 11 mid-November airstream days to southern FL visiting the Vienups in the new Coral Gables digs
  • 11 days in Ireland this month visiting Mike, Rosie and Niall in Ballymote + a tour of Dublin (next blog)  
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Written by InsightOut · Categorized: Christmas 2008, musings

Nov 25 2008

Endangered States, Countertops

and the stepladder of literary shame; today’s subject from the legion of inquisitive readers.  Both of whom asked why Insightout keeps sinking southward.

Aside from being a slug, the answer is simple; each time you contribute, you move to the top of the chart.  Not that it’s contest or anything remotely similar, but when you’re no longer in the win, place, or show (#1, #2, #3) positions, it’s time to take off the dunce cap, mount that filly, and get out of the maze.

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Banana Slug

The beloved icon of UCSantaCruz

 

Hence, my alarm when AOL reported yesterday that the safest state to live in is New Hampshire.  Don’t be so smug for the affectionately nicknamed Granite State as its very future appears terminal.

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A hospice for New Hampshire?

On a recent visit with well-to-do friends in Florida I noticed granite countertops everywhere….kitchen, bar, bathrooms, den, and that was in their motorhome.   The rest of the house was more of the same.

My conclusion: simple math + 1,000s of interior decorators on methamphetamine = the extermination of the world’s supply of granite.

What is it with this addiction to rocky countertops ?  Far-fetched you might think, but remember linoleum, congoleum, porcelain, formica, and the soapstone workbench in your college chemistry lab…all a distant memory having succumbed to the granite virus.

So today I am appealing to the U.S. government to have New Hampshire added to the endangered species list along with the rough-haired golden mole, the philippine warty pig, the greater prairie chicken and the dwarf iris.

The gaping hole that once was a proud, crime-free state will create a war between its neighbors vying for landfill rights; a New England mega-state will be formed in this once tranquil setting, Vermachusetts.

This new entity would effectively downsize (a necessary strategy in the new economic age) the U.S. to 48 states thus eliminating NH, VT, and MA.  Just think, four senators would be lost, vaporized, benefit and salary expunged while their previously employed staffers seek out homeless shelters.  The new Old Glory would return to forty eight stars.

Meanwhile, as I attempt to separate the pipe from the dream, what is this nonsense about North Dakota and South Dakota ?  Do we really need two states, both of which offer little if you don’t count Tom Daschle, The Badlands, and a hundred thousand Harleys in Sturgis ?

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South Dakota’s Hog Heaven

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And explain this cr@p of a North and a South Carolina, Virginia and a West Virginia?  Huh.

And New Mexico ???  I’ve been there; you can give that one back to Santa Anna and his Mexican militia, and like the Kyoto Accords, tear up the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

That’s all for now. The next column may dwell on more important subjects, like stupid names for colleges and other amusing signs.

Give thanks at Thanksgiving…the last uniquely American holiday.

Rock on, New Hampshire.

Written by InsightOut · Categorized: musings

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