dateline: Ocala, FL
alert: minor Airstream reference
In Pooler, Georgia, a bi-polar city vehicle, the SquadTaxi
Traveling four days in a 53 year old mercedes roadster, twelve hundred trouble-free miles on the odometer, destination Punta Gorda, southwest Florida, and I’ve hit the wall. Unable to maintain idle, stalling at every intersection, I’m now on a flatbed headed to the European Car Clinic.
Suspicious that the car is running on only 2 cylinders, of the four available, I’ll have to await the diagnosis. Here’s hoping it isn’t open heart surgery.
Having driven vintage cars for>forty years, this is, quite simply, an adventure in motoring. What the hell, write a blog. The most visited national park, the Great Smokies, is nearly suffocated by the tawdry tourism of Pigeon Forge, Sevierville, Dollywood, and Gasplingburg. However, breaking through the pea soup fog in early morning sunrise, the view from above the clouds is an ecstatic panorama in resplendent fall colors….nothing ober nor uber, and not a single waterpark to dampen nature’s splendor.
Mountain dew (actual) at pre-dawn on the boot lid
Years since I’ve made this trip, the Blue Ridge Parkway remains a great ride. The stop in Saluda,SC, the most photographed nostalgic main street in the USA, a visual delight. A shaded park bench, a honey crisp apple from the 1890 Thompson grocery, and a half hour of girl watching…makes for a reluctant departure.
Oldest grovery in NC, where you can still buy a bar of BonAmi®
I-95 in Georgia is nightmarish except for sighting a continuous stream of motorcycles en route to Daytona Beach for Bike Week, the southern version of Sturgis, SD. A group of vintage Porsches, all owned and driven by Belgians, is on tour, a pilgrimage of sorts, from NY city to Miami. Le Tour de Automobile. Nice cars, good-lucking guys, French accents, and gorgeous women riding shotgun.
Photoshopped image of my favorite redhead on R. Luhr’s BMX bike
Pastoral setting under the Darien, Georgia bridge, from the deck of Skippers, the best seafood restaurant in a state that worships peaches.
Shrimp boats awaiting high tide
The most common vehicle south of Jacksonville is the 400,000 off-road fleet driven by elderly, white retirees. Not the ubiquitous Lincoln Town Car, Mercury Marquis, or Ford Crown Victoria, they’re all made by Cushman and E-Z-Go.
Promised airstream reference, Nintendo character demonstrates vista view windows on an aging retrofit for travel.
In the same Hampton Inn parking lot where the old 121 chassis is being loaded on a flat bed for the trip to the clinic.
Tim H., tow truck driver extraordinaire, tightens the straps
The title line is a tangential reference to Florida’s two most profitable industries. Not citrus agriculture, nor discount coupon travel guide publishing, oxycodone abuse, or even freedom from state income tax; Baptist churches and incarceration facilities rank #1 and #2. If you’re searching for Jesus here in the Sunshine State, they’ve got you covered.
Before or after you’ve sinned.
Bill D. says
Re: Baptists, prisons, and sinners…
Uh-oh, (before Helen loses control) here is your suggested penance: Perhaps it’s time for a new Mercedes-Benz with “Intelligent Drive Magic Body Control”:
5 days in a rental car is a quantum leap for this geezer. Here’s the reality ratio…
2013 Chrysler 300 : 1959 MB roadster
2013 Prevost Monster Motorhome : 2007 A/S Safari
or simply, bluetooth vs. wisdom tooth.
Adjusting to the quiet, the air conditioning, sirius satellite radio, and GPS is topical lidocaine on the brain. Adjustment is possible if I learn how to open the trunk lid without triggering the panic mode on the key fob. At 4 AM in a hotel parking lot. Today’s challenge; running on empty, I have to figure how to get to the gas tank.
If I can manage this,
helen can wait.
Thanks for amusing me with the chicken commercial